'The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damn nation of assholes drving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.

I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for life. They seemed to understand something that I didn't understand. It was possible. I often felt inferior.I just wanted to get away from them. But there was no place to go. Suicide? Jesus Christ, just more work. I felt like sleeping for five years but they wouldn't let me.'

-Charles Bukowski, 'Ham on Rye' (i.e. one of the best books ever written)

I HOPE YOU VOMIT OUT YOUR INTERNAL ORGANSSSS!!